dear andy,
today, somebody broke into our house and pretended to be you. i never noticed until lunch time. i sat her on karol's dining chair and she sat like a normal kid. this made me suspicious but i fed her still, not knowing for sure.
i gave her soup and she ate it. then, she also had rice and fish. all the time she was just sitting very nicely. i got more suspicious when after finishing her serving of rice and fish, she wanted more. i didn't have enough, so i gave her more soup instead. she had a few more spoonfuls and then started standing and climbing the table. that probably meant she's had enough. so i put her down.
i really don't know where she hid you. please come back soon. i already miss you.
love,
mommy
